In a remarkably transparent moment, Governor Christie indicated how many Unicorns exist at any one time. »
Look, Donohue. While I will always have an opinion, I'm not dumb enough to express it to anyone behaving as my girlfriend. Especially to women like you, who regard a secret as a challenge. »
This SUCKS (so to speak)! You used to be able to buy TOY chemistry sets, some with radioactive materials! But now you can't do that with small quantities of powdered biological agents! What a gyp! »
IN RE WTF:?
"A Quebec man survived for more than three months in the Canadian wilderness after a bear attack left him unscathed, but his food gone and equipment ruined. He was found Wednesday, hypothermic and dehydrated, in the already very cold conditions of northwestern Quebec. His beloved dog however, didn't… »
Screw them. I've already patented the cheese-infused pretzel with the bacon curls bun with the fat-infused hot-dog. Remember my slogan: You'll only eat it once! »
This is pretty much exactly as convoluted a time-line as you could find that didn't involve Whitney Houston. »
"Just as it disappeared, so it appeared." This is a linguistic trick I knew when I was 12 y/o. I'm kind of disappointed. »