This guy once told me that my house wasn't "environmentally safe." I had no idea what that meant, so I asked him. Turns out, neither did he. »
WTF is going on with Kinja? It's asking me to sign in every 30 seconds. If I back up on Gawker, then it's fine. WTF is this B.S.?! »
We can't understand why we haven't seen you lately. Oh, wait, yes we do. You're letting the appropriately named "Cashman" run the joint. He sees no problem with giving old and/or injured players multi-million dollar, multi-year contracts. He's a moron. Be seeing you. »
I worked at a small printing company many years ago. The owner had a saying: "Half of what you read is bullshit and the rest is too expensive." »
Some of you have asked, so:
I live in the Massachusetts town of Eptley.
That's right. I live in Eptley.
You did that on purpose.
You just wrote your own joke around the subject-line "Thanksgiving Memories," didn't you? »
"Fine. Okay. Okay-okay-okay-okay!!!!"
A) A revolting hissy-fit
B) That really weird kid that they keep in Shop
I'm watching this documentary about the assassination of RFK in 1968. Some guy (referring to Sirhan and his gun) yells: "Get ahold of his arm! Break it if you have to!" »