Look, Donohue. While I will always have an opinion, I'm not dumb enough to express it to anyone behaving as my girlfriend. Especially to women like you, who regard a secret as a challenge. » 11/06/13 1:38am 11/06/13 1:38am

This SUCKS (so to speak)! You used to be able to buy TOY chemistry sets, some with radioactive materials! But now you can't do that with small quantities of powdered biological agents! What a gyp! » 11/05/13 10:00pm 11/05/13 10:00pm

"Chris Christie, the loudmouth prick who was deemed too fat to be vice president, has been re-elected as the governor of New Jersey."

Do you think that his electoral victory lay in being "deemed too fat" or being a "loudmouth prick."? » 11/05/13 9:38pm 11/05/13 9:38pm

"A Quebec man survived for more than three months in the Canadian wilderness after a bear attack left him unscathed, but his food gone and equipment ruined. He was found Wednesday, hypothermic and dehydrated, in the already very cold conditions of northwestern Quebec. His beloved dog however, didn't… » 11/02/13 5:01pm 11/02/13 5:01pm

Screw them. I've already patented the cheese-infused pretzel with the bacon curls bun with the fat-infused hot-dog. Remember my slogan: You'll only eat it once! » 11/02/13 12:17pm 11/02/13 12:17pm